reddlr-trees:

so i opened my eyes to blow out my “candles”…!

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

(Source: fluiro)

cannabismylove:

weedporndaily:

Happy 7/10! 🐌 by classydabbin http://ift.tt/1w8DnGQ

its gary :D


paramoral:

Batman’s a real feminist.

(Source: betterthankanyebitch)

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

(Source: badtvblog)

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

http://avant-garde-vices.tumblr.com/post/100368625317/turkeyinacan-diggingaditch-turkeyinacan

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with…

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

image

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